Cleric Detained for Misusing $40,000 in Church Money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart Purchases 26

Cleric Detained for Misusing $40,000 in Church Money on Candy Crush, Mario Kart Purchases

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In a startling episode that has caught the attention of both the faithful and casual observers, a Catholic priest from Pottstown, Pennsylvania, has found himself on the wrong side of the law, having been arrested for diverting more than $40,000 USD of church funds into a rather profane indulgence. The priest, identified as Lawrence Kozak, aged 51, leveraged the church's resources for personal entertainment on mobile games such as Candy Crush and Mario Kart Tour, among other non-sanctioned expenditures.

The case, which has drawn considerable attention following a report by The Philadelphia Enquirer, unfolded after the archdiocese’s Office of Parish Services and Support delved into questionable financial activities linked to Kozak who had been associated with St. Thomas More Church since 2019. The investigation brought to light an “astronomical amount of Apple transactions” charged to the parish credit card but funneled to an Apple ID registered to Kozak himself. The discovery was even more damning considering that these expenditures commenced shortly after his induction into the church and persisted up until July 2022.

Aside from the unexpected financial splurge on mobile games that totalled about $55,000 CAD—a significant sum that could have been directed towards numerous church missions or charitable causes within Canada and beyond—detectives found that Kozak had also procured personal items using the church's funds. Among these were an Amazon Fire tablet, a backpack, and a children's chemistry set, the latter intended as a gift to his goddaughter.

Faced with the allegations, Kozak has denied any malicious intent behind the use of the parish credit cards. He has suggested that his personal cell phone, inadvertently linked to the parish's financial lifeline for supposedly authorized software purchases, could be to blame for the mishap. Furthermore, Kozak, recognizing the gravity of his actions, has purportedly sought counselling for what he describes as an addiction. In his defense, he argues that the funds were not squandered on gambling per se but were rather expended in pursuit of “powering up” in the games—a distinction likely to offer little solace to his parishioners and the wider community.

This bizarre tale of misappropriated funds underscores a disturbing breach of trust, casting a shadow not only over Kozak's future within the church but also raising broader questions about oversight and accountability within such institutions. As the legal proceedings against Kozak unfold, the community awaits justice and a hopeful restitution of the diverted funds, reminding all involved of the sacred responsibilities entrusted to those in positions of religious leadership.